Do you believe in reincarnation?

What were the books your high school had you read?

Where all of them depressing as hell?



My Answer:
Lord of the Flies
To Kill a Mockingbird
Catcher in the Rye
Alas, Babylon
Hiroshima
Along with 3 Shakespearian plays win which everyone dies and all is miserable.

Every. One. Of. Them. Was. Depressing. I think it was a plan in the school to get us to kill ourselves.
(Plus, two nuclear holocaust books? What the hell?)

1. Ever order food items to be shipped to you? If so, what did you order?

2. Do you have a special piece of jewelry or other souvenir from a place you love? Care to tell me about it, or show me a picture?

3. Do you prefer relax and do nothing holidays, or active, adventurous, stimulating vacations?

4. I've got well over 600 DVDs. What DVDs do I need to include to ensure my collection is complete?

5. Steam Punk: Cool or Lame?

Driver buckles beer in car -- but not child.

DARWIN, Australia (AP) -- An Australian driver who secured a carton of beer in his car with a seat belt but left a 5-year-old child unrestrained was fined 750 Australian dollars ($710; €460), police said Tuesday.

I know this is old but this made me lol so hard.

My friend has a cat but she can't afford to take it to the vet now.  It's nearly bald from over grooming and has licked raw spots on it's body.  What are some problems that might be the cause? 

The wtfiest customer wtf I've ever had.
LJ cutted for racial stuff.
( UHm What? )

does your best friend know what's better for you than you do?

What can you think of for a powerful or emotional euphemism, or creative expression for "crying"? (either in the good way or bad way)

can toothpaste that is gel really be called toothpaste?

http://www.wpbf.com/news/16255951/detail.html?rss=wpb&psp=news#

If you have a SO that is in the military.
What branch?
Are they deployed?
Have they been deployed?
How many times in how long?



The uniform is sexy and all but this deployment thing sucks.

Edited for clarity n' stuff.

Some of these food questions have made me hungry. You shall all suffer with me!

What's you're favorite restaurant to satisfy the munchies after midnight?

When you go, do you usually go on the cheap for something to munch on, or go for a full meal to fill your stomach?

Beef, Chicken, or Salad as your meal's main feature? (Sure, you can say all three.)

Finally, are you going to take up McDonald's offer of a free chicken sandwich with purchase of drink on the 15th? (I wonder if it kicks in at midnight...)

Will you post your favourite cat macro?

( Here's mine. )

If you're so unsure you're fat that you'll rely on an online quiz to tell you, well - not only are you probably a lard ass, but you're a fucking dumb lard ass.

Not WTF enough for you? I dont care. Get over it and scroll past, bitches.

if you got a legitimate email from someone you've never heard of that said the following:

"this is has not yet hit the wires but there was a shooting at grand and putnam brooklyn, NY, 11238 in the late hours of May 14, 2008"

what would you do.

recap: Deli associate at Wally's.

No Sir/Ma'am, the 16pc fried chicken family special is not on sale at this time. Yes, we understand you just got the sale's paper today, but please note the dates in fine print on the bottom of the cover. The sale does not start until the 18th. Yes, we understand the papers were sent out too early, but we are not the ones in charge of that. We apologize for any inconvience.

There really is no reason for these people to get pissy because they'll have to wait a few days if they want the special price and we're not able to give it to them right this millisecond. The food isn't going anywhere. I promise. It'll still be here, and freshly cooked of course, when they come back then. People can be so crazy sometimes.